Outlaws Generation | Deadly Outlaw | Mike Burton Voice Actor
I do food reviews and here is my Arrowzoom Acoustic Panels Review:
What's up Dead Lee Outlaws today I am here to show you my new Arrowzoom Acoustic Panels I put up in my studio to make my voice acting more good. These tiles are used to absorb sound so that when I talk you can't hear me from outside my closet but I bought them thinking it would make sound from outside the closet quieter even though I would have had to have coated the entire outside of my room with them so I did it backwards but oh well. The tiles are very pretty and colorful and look great in any room if I had a fireplace I would hang them up over it. I asked my wife if she could hear me and Brian in the closet and she said it sounded like a rhinoceros stampede and I asked her if that was some kind of goat or cattle or something but she just gave me the undertaker eyes but in a more circular motion and walked away so I think the panels are working. I wish she would stop running the washing machine and dryer every time I am recording I know she does it on purpose. I might put a brick in the washer and dryer and turn it on so she has to go to a laundromat from now on. I plan to get more tiles for when I build my indoor bowling alley in the living room after I win my lawsuit against Triple Crap House so the neighbors don't complain about the sound of my bowling. I also gave the panels a taste test they remind me of crumbl cookies but with no flavor more like a rubbery taste overall I give the Arrowzoom Acoustic Panels 5 out of 5 outlaw stars. Be sure to check out all these websites I will verbally spell out the URLs to.
I do food reviews and here is my Coldest Water Bottle Review:
What's up Rizzlers welcome back to Outlaws Reviews today I am reviewing my coldest water bottle yes they sent me another one after my last one rusted and leaked lead into my water because I am sponsored it tasted fine guys don't listen to the haters. I like to drink out of bottles but I also need to test their strength and durability and after the last bottle I was eager to test the new one. I did a goblin squat on top of the coldest water bottle and fit the bottle easily but the bottle did not withstand my insides and crumpled under the pressure almost instantly and NO I did not enjoy it you sick freaks. The coldest water bottle is very weak and I am disappointed I thought it would be tougher but these bottles are so bad I don't even want Coldest to send me another one. At least the bottle strength test ended quickly because I had to go watch a movie with my wife from 4 am/5 am pacific then take a nap from 5 am/5:30 am pacific so I could stream on twitch. Overall I give the Coldest Water Bottle zero outlaw stars.
I do food reviews and here is my Crumbl Cookies Review:
YOUTUBE! INSTAGRAM! FACEBOOK! TWITTER! What's up? and welcome back to deadly outlaw reviews today I am reviewing the Cowboy Cookie from crumbles cookies. August is Fat Liberation Month and I am liberating my waistline with this unique flavored cookie made just for me which Crumbl announced in my stream chat because Crumbl are always watching you dont ever forget that. The outlaw cookie has got oatmeal on here and coconut and toasted pecans and somehow they baked the very essence of depression into the cookie thats crazy man. The cookie is soft yet somehow very heavy like it is carrying many stresses and burdens all by itself and no one else cares. I started off by trying to eat the razor blades but they were too tough because they are real razor blades so I took them out and did not eat them but the zolofts baked into the cookie are ok. I could feel myself becoming sadder with every bite. At first I thought the blood was just food coloring but it doesnt taste sweet it tastes like metal I dont know who or what this blood belongs to but it was ok I just hope I dont get sick because NO I'm never going to die but somehow this cookie is making me want to. The coconut was a nice touch. Overall I give the Cowboy Cookie 5/5 outlaw stars life is too short not to try this once even though life also feels far too long I just want it to be over with already hehehe
I do food reviews and here is my McDonald's Review:
Howdy Outlaws today I am going to tell you about my trip to McDonald's. As you all know McDonald's is a fan of my content and so I got a sponsorship from them. When I went into the McDonald's I could smell french fries in the air it smelled really good I won't lie outlaws my mouth watered and I might have drooled a little bit like Slimer. I ordered one of every milkshake and ice cream and ate it while Nick filmed me and it was very normal. Afterwards I went into the play area and crawled around the tunnels and went down the slide and played in the ball pit and NO that does not make me weird because there were no kids there because all their parents saw me and Nick in there and were nice enough to let us have the play area to ourselves and I don't care if Tom makes a video of me since James will get him when he makes another mockery video on Tom which will stop him forever. Overall, on the outlaw star rating, overall, I give McDonald's five out of five outlaw stars.Â
